I Just Want To Be Normal

"You know how back home everyone thinks I'm a boy? Well, Duke Roger shows up yesterday. Duke Roger who everyone loves and worships and adores and I think he's trying to kill the royal family to get the crown for himself. So I duck out of sight, since I'm very evidently a girl at this moment, and into a random boothe. Talk to the girl there. She's heard of Trebond. She's heard of me. She looks vaguely familiar. She says she's from the future." Alanna laughed dryly again. "And as I'm about to take off for the school, with her help now passable for a boy, she calls out 'Good luck Mother'. And then I went and got really drunk. How was your day?" She sounded very close to hysterics again.