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[izzyalienqueen]

To: Fandom High Friends List
CC: wyatt.halliwell@sfsu.com
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: And how was your weekend?

Hopefully everyone's stopped facepalming by now. I promised these to a few people. So, without further ado.

Meet Fork.

Yes, my boyfriend was a vampire.

Excuse me while I go giggle some more.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: m.parker@oxford.stjohn.uk
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

4.9 million pounds sterling. (!!!!!)

I have no idea how I'm going to return the money without getting caught. She only spent about two thousand dollars, but what, I'm supposed to mail it back!?

Scared the hell out of Zero, jumping off buildings over the phone at her too.

But at least I did not grow a chinchilla on my chin and try to drink *blood*. Tell Sockboy I'm laughing. You're okay?

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: m.parker@oxford.stjohn.uk
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

The hell Parker? How'd you carry it all?

Leave it in a box and make an anonymous call to the cops?

I'm fine. Wyatt took care of everything Monday morning.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: m.parker@oxford.stjohn.uk
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

Didn't. Crazy Me got a freaking trash bin, and walked it out as a cleaning person. Sneaky wench.

.... Done. I'm in Oxford now. Just called from a new pay-as-you-go phone, and ditched it. Thank god she didn't have my fingerprints.

Glad you're okay. But seriously. Wyatt turns gay, evil, or stupid; I just turn insanely criminal. And you get pregnant or evil.

This just proves there are no cooler versions of us out there, you realize.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: m.parker@oxford.stjohn.uk
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

Look at it this way, you've learned a new set of skills?

Nope, definitely no cooler versions. I'm quite content with the versions of people I know.

And now I need to go do some reading for class. Meh...