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[izzyalienqueen]

To: Fandom High Friends List
CC: wyatt.halliwell@sfsu.com
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: And how was your weekend?

Hopefully everyone's stopped facepalming by now. I promised these to a few people. So, without further ado.

Meet Fork.

Yes, my boyfriend was a vampire.

Excuse me while I go giggle some more.

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[blessed_twice]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: wyatt.halliwell@sfsu.com
CC: Fandom High Friends List
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

I'm going to remember this on Saturday.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: wyatt.halliwell@sfsu.com
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
CC: Fandom High Friends List
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

I'm sorry. But that sort of wackiness had to be shared. I promise I'll make it up to you!

[blessed_twice]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: wyatt.halliwell@sfsu.com
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

:( :( :( You better!!!

I'm never going to hear the end of it from Chris.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: wyatt.halliwell@sfsu.com
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
CC: Fandom High Friends List
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

If I say I'm going shopping this evening for something silky and slinky? Would that make you feel better?

Plus I still have last year's Valentine's present.

Not just Chris. Your mom, your aunt, Parker...

But I do love you.

[blessed_twice]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: wyatt.halliwell@sfsu.com
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

You're a cruel, cruel woman. But I love you anyway, and silky and slinky may make up for it.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: m.parker@oxford.stjohn.uk
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

I am so, so much more cheerful, seeing that.

Almost cheerful enough not to want to kill somebody!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: m.parker@oxford.stjohn.uk
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

At least you didn't get arrested?

How big was the haul?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: m.parker@oxford.stjohn.uk
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

4.9 million pounds sterling. (!!!!!)

I have no idea how I'm going to return the money without getting caught. She only spent about two thousand dollars, but what, I'm supposed to mail it back!?

Scared the hell out of Zero, jumping off buildings over the phone at her too.

But at least I did not grow a chinchilla on my chin and try to drink *blood*. Tell Sockboy I'm laughing. You're okay?

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: m.parker@oxford.stjohn.uk
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

The hell Parker? How'd you carry it all?

Leave it in a box and make an anonymous call to the cops?

I'm fine. Wyatt took care of everything Monday morning.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: m.parker@oxford.stjohn.uk
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

Didn't. Crazy Me got a freaking trash bin, and walked it out as a cleaning person. Sneaky wench.

.... Done. I'm in Oxford now. Just called from a new pay-as-you-go phone, and ditched it. Thank god she didn't have my fingerprints.

Glad you're okay. But seriously. Wyatt turns gay, evil, or stupid; I just turn insanely criminal. And you get pregnant or evil.

This just proves there are no cooler versions of us out there, you realize.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: m.parker@oxford.stjohn.uk
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

Look at it this way, you've learned a new set of skills?

Nope, definitely no cooler versions. I'm quite content with the versions of people I know.

And now I need to go do some reading for class. Meh...

[absolutesnark]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: piper.halliwell@usc.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

It must have been so hard to take a vampire named Fork seriously. Hee.

Poor Wyatt. Is he okay? Are you okay?

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: piper.halliwell@usc.edu
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

Yeah, especially after having dealt with Angelus.

He was pretty facepalmy yesterday morning but other then that, we're both fine. It's sad when you pretty blase about the weirdness.

[absolutesnark]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: piper.halliwell@usc.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

That's because it happens so often. We'll never escape it.

I'm glad you're both okay.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: piper.halliwell@usc.edu
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

>We'll never escape it.

And now I have this amusing mental picture of a nursing home staff going WTF?

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: jennifer.scotts@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

. . . I don't want to talk about it.

But I feel a little better now that I know how yours went.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: jennifer.scotts@fandomhigh.edu
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

It was entertaining in that gee isn't root canal fun way.

Come on, you have to give me at least a hint or two.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: jennifer.scotts@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

Hotel room.

Berlin.

Hot accent.

I hate myself.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: jennifer.scotts@fandomhigh.edu
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

Now that sounds interesting.

Why hate yourself? You're entitled to fun once in a while.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: jennifer.scotts@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

If it had been my fun, instead of hers, that might've been a different story.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: jennifer.scotts@fandomhigh.edu
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

Okay, you do have a point.

You need to come out here for a visit. We could have some fun. And there's some cute guys here on my floor. I could introduce you.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

To: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
From: jennifer.scotts@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

Sure.

You really don't have to introduce me to anyone though.

Really.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

To: jennifer.scotts@fandomhigh.edu
From: Isabel.Evans@UNLV.edu
Subject: RE: And how was your weekend?

Pick a weekend.

Oh come on. They're fun. A bit brainless since some of them are jocks. But to hang out and have a good time with? You'd enjoy it.