I Just Want To Be Normal

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Wyatt's arms wrapped around her. "Mmmph. Too early," he mumbled.

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"Mmmph," Isabel replied in complete agreement. She burrowed a little closer because there was nothing better then a warm, Wyatt-shaped teddy bear.

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"Can we just stay in bed all weekend?" Wyatt said sleepily. "Except for food. We can just order in."

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"Plan. Good plan," she smiled. "Except the bagel place doesn't deliver."

Not that bagels were what Isabel felt like nibbling on at the moment.

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"Maybe if we offered a really big tip?" Wyatt yawned.

Or he could orb to get some. But that would require putting on pants, which he didn't want to do at the moment.

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No pants. Pants would interfere with Isabel's plans for the next little while. The hell with it, there were frozen waffles in the refrigerator.

"It still means one of us would have to get up to answer the door. Don't want to move."

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"We may starve," Wyatt said, drawing Isabel on top of him. "But it'll be worth it."

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She didn't resist in the least. "We might starve, but we'll be happy while we do it."

Pushing her hair back, Isabel grinned down at Wyatt. "Good morning."

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"Good morning," Wyatt grinned back. And some parts of him were a lot more awake than others.

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Well aware of exactly how awake those parts were, Isabel dropped a line of kisses along Wyatt's collarbone as she slowly shifted her body lower.

And then the phone rang with Ronan's ringtone. "Dammit."

As much as she wanted to ignore it, she knew if he was calling this early it had to be important.

After TKing the phone to her hand, Isabel answered the call.

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Was that Isabel's telephone ringing? Why yes, I believe it was.

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Kidlet related Saturday morning interruptus.

Welcome to the rest of your life Isabel.

"This had better be good," she grumbled into the phone.

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"It's the day after prom," Ronan said. Isabel could probably hear the grin in his voice, yes. "Do you know where your children are?"

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Isabel's mind was still a little focused on her activities prior to answering the phone, plus she hadn't had her coffee yet. It took her a few seconds to go from wondering why she should care about prom and what children Ronan was talking about to grinning wildly. Oh! Those children!!!

"Victoria? Or some random surprise child from Special Collections?"

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"Victoria," Ronan confirmed. "And Cdid I ever mention Peach? He's mine and Carmela's, he showed up again this year."

Beat.

"And Pandora, who is my daughter with Hercules, apparently."

Beat. Beat.

"And don't tell Wyatt -- I want that privilege -- but Caled's here again, too."

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"Of course," she promised. "I'm taking a wild guess but I bet you've already started breakfast."

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"Had it underway before the kids even started showing up," Ronan admitted. "Hey, I've been here before. I know what happens after prom."

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Wyatt had been fully prepared to nuzzle Isabel's shoulder to distract her from the interrupting phone call, but he perked up at the mention of Victoria. "Victoria's in Fandom?" he said, close enough to the phone that Ronan would hear it.

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